| Team |
Score (out of 70) |
| The Analrapists in Coalition with the Chinese |
56.5 |
First |
| Arch Nemeses |
56.5 |
Second |
| Total Retards |
53.5 |
Third |
| Fuckin Clown Shoes and the Horse-Faced Hookers |
53.5 |
|
| Man Likes Dog |
53 |
| The Loosely Formed Coalition |
53 |
| The Silent Wooly Lambs |
52.5 |
| The New Warriors |
52.5 |
| Tony Almeida's Triangular Beard |
51 |
| I Spit on Your Sister's Face |
50.5 |
| The Something Something Darksides |
50.5 |
| My Big Fat Greek Rectum |
48.5 |
| El Bandidos Yanquis |
47 |
| Joss Awkland's Spunky Backpack |
45.5 |
| Blue Velvet - with a Twinge of Mustard |
41 |
| You're Gonna Need a Better Quote |
40.5 |
Bonus winners |
| Star Whores |
40 |
|
Honey, I Didn't Touch The Kids
- Directed by Roman Polanski |
39.5 |
| Dial "M" for Merger |
39 |
| Those Aren't Pillows |
36.5 |
| Meat Grinder Bob vs Robot Shark |
34 |
| Barry Norma's Pickled Onions |
32 |
| Buddha Collapsed with Shame |
30 |
| No Directions |
28.5 |
| Primrose |
27 |