Quiz #138 - Hackney


⎣ Mild Peril And Some Sexy Scenes ⎦



⎣ Quiztopher Lloyd ⎦



⎣ Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo ⎦


Team Score
Mild Peril And Some Sexy Scenes 59.5
Quiztopher Lloyd 58.5
Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo 58
The ROUSs (Rodents of Unusual Size) 57.5
Fozzy Bear & The Moopets 55.5
The Love Island of Doctor Moreau 54.5
Kiddy Fiddler On The Roof 54
Jurassic Parp 54
Chewy's Balls 52
The Character Arcs 52
Vengeful Bitches 51.5
Mostly The Shabbos Rollers, Mostly 51
Going Solo 50.5
There's No It In Team 49.5
V For Vienetta (Original Flavour) 48
Keep Calm And Carrie On 48
Part One 46.5
Shantay We Stay 45
The Magnifican't Six 44
Yipee Kayai Mother Quizzers 43.5
Check Out The Big Brain On Bez 43
Rodents of Unusual Size 42
Quizabeth II 42
The Neverending Tory 37.5
Shat On A Hot Tin Roof 30.5

Quiz #138 - Brixton


⎣ They Mostly Quiz At Night… Mostly ⎦



⎣ Stephen King's Quizery ⎦


Team Score
They Mostly Quiz At Night… Mostly 59.5
Stand By Ve(easy) 55.5
Stephen King's Quizery 54.5
Roger No Moore 53.5
Hitchcock & Balls 53.5
Milk Was A Bad Choice 53.5
1.21 Quiz-A-Watts 52.5
Pub Quiz Hotshots 52
My 20-Year Quiz Hell 51.5
Elite Hunting 50.5
My Bloody Hammertime 49.5
Lap Dances With Wolves 47
How To Lose A Quiz In 10 Days 44
Cool Bumming 42
Tom Cruise's Unaccompanied Screaming 38.5
Trivia Newton-John 38.5
The Belle Dishcloths 38
Fetch Me A Dinghy 37.5
Mark It Zero 36
Dude, Where's My Living Wage? 36
Bar Staff 18

Quiz #137 - Hackney


⎣ Cheadle In A Haystack ⎦



⎣ Quiz And Let Die (RIP Roger) ⎦



⎣ Mild Peril And Some Sexy Scenes ⎦


Team Score
Cheadle In A Haystack 64.5
Quiz And Let Die (RIP Roger) 63.5
Mild Peril And Some Sexy Scenes 58
Shabbos Rollers 54.5
Kiddy Fiddler On The Roof 54.5
Keanu Handle This?! 53.5
Cool Breeze Over The Mountains 50.5
The ROUSs (Rodents of Unusual Size) 50.5
Deckard's Midnight Runners 50
Roger No Moore 49.5
Flapdoodle 48.5
Chewy Has Fewer Balls! 48
Jurassic Parp 48
Desi Does Dallas 47.5
Come With Me If You Want To Quiz 46
We're Missing House Of Cards For This 43.5
It's Quantum, Baby 42.5
Quiz Khalifa 42
Elite Hunting 40.5
Feeling Infectious 40
Five Difficult Pieces 39.5
The Never Nudes 39
Martha Ruiz & Brian Cullinan 38
For Reeves A Jolly Good Fellow 37.5
Royale With Cheese 33.5

Quiz #137 - Brixton


⎣ I Keanu Believe This Pun Is Not Better ⎦



⎣ Milk Was A Bad Choice ⎦



⎣ Boogaloo Knights (Excl. Parsons, The C***) ⎦


Team Score
I Keanu Believe This Pun Is Not Better 54.5*
Milk Was a Bad Choice 54.5
Boogaloo Knights (Excl. Parsons, The C***) 53
How To Lose A Quiz in 10 Days 52.5
Pub Quiz Hot Shot! 52.5
Hitchcock & Balls 52
My Own Private Veasey 51.5
They Mostly Quiz At Night… Mostly 51.5
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo 51
Kurt Russell's Beard of Bees 48.5
V For Vienetta 46.5
1.21 Quiz-A-Watts 43
Fetch Me A Dinghy 42.5
Come With Me If You Want To Quiz 39.5
We're Neither Strong, Nor Stable 35.5
Bar Staff! 34.5
We've Had A Doozy Of A Day 30.5
Straight Outta Penge 29.5
Clueless In Seattle 22.5
Rosemary's Babes 17

Quiz #136 - Hackney


⎣ Cheadle In A Haystack ⎦



⎣ Milk Was A Bad Choice ⎦



⎣ Hitchcock & Balls ⎦


Team Score
Cheadle In A Haystack 62
Milk Was a Bad Choice 58
Hitchcock & Balls 56
Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo 55.5
The Shabbos Rollers 54.5
Kiddy Fiddler On The Roof 54
The ROUSs (Rodents of Unusual Size) 53
Two Men And A Lady 52.5
Chewy's Balls 52
Fozzy Bear & The Moopets 52
Come With Me If You Want To Quiz 51.5
V For Vienneta 50.5
Jurassic Parp 50.5
The Swan & Paedo 49.5
V FOR VIENETTA 46.5
Nightmeryl On Elm Streep 45.5
Guardians Of The Samsung Galaxy 45
Yippee Kayai Mother Quizzers 44.5
Elite Hunting 43.5
Dance 'Til Your Feet Hurt, Act 'Til You're John Hurt 43
Contains Mild Violence 42.5
NDUBS 34.5
The Three Amigos 30
Fiddler's Folly 18

Quiz #136 - Brixton

Mild Peril And Some Sexy ScenesA Streepcar Named DesireThe Boogaloo Knights

Team Score
Mild Peril And Some Sexy Scenes 62.5
A Streepcar Named Desire 59.5
The Boogaloo Knights 59
Quizzer vs Quizzer 55.5
Soundtracks From Films Beginning With Veasey 53.5
Kill Paxton 53.5
They Mostly Quiz At Night… Mostly 51.5
Rob's Birthday Dinner 51.5
Ewan McGregor's Candelabra Chaos 51.5
1.21 Quiz-A-Watts 51
The Usual Suspects 48
How To Lose A Quiz In 10 Days 45
Fetch Me A Dinghy 44.5
Crouching Woman, Hidden Cucumber 43.5
You're A Quizzard, Harry 41
Go 'V' Yourself… Seriously 35
The Lost City of Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 34.5
Bar 32.5

Quiz #135 - Brixton

Hitchcock & BallsJohn Carpenter's Hallowe'enie GenitalsJohn Hurt's Quiz Locker [YGNABB: sorry!]

Team Score
1st - Hitchcock & Balls 58.5
2nd - John Hurt's Quiz Locker 58.5
3rd - John Carpenter's Hallowe'enie Genitals 58.5
Mild Peril & Some Sexy Scenes 57.5
Milk Was A Bad Choice 54.5
Days Of Thumper 54.5
The Mostly Quiz At Night… Mostly 53.5
West Side Veasey 53.5
How To Lose A Quiz In Ten Days - The Return 53.5
The Usual Suspects 50
V For Vienetta 49.5
Mark It Zero 46
Joey Solo Junior Shabadoo II: Electric Boogaloo 46
Fat Kids Always Win At Seesaw 44.5
Martin 44.5
Quiz Night Shyamalan 44
Mitch and Murray 41.5
Those Who Can't Do, Quiz. Those Who Can't Quiz, Host 41
Fetch Me A Dinghy 37
Crash With The Boys 33.5
Bar Staff! 30.5

Quiz #135 - Hackney

Cheadle In A HaystackHudson, Sir! He's Hicks! (RIP Bill Paxton)The Shabbos Rollers

Team Score
Cheadle In A Haystack 59.5
Hudson, Sir! He's Hicks! (RIP Bill Paxton) 58.5
The Shabbos Rollers 58
Chewy's Balls 57
Fozzy Bear And The Moopets 55.5
Edward Quizzerhands 55
Go Quiz Yourself! 53.5
Jurassic Parp 53
The R.O.U.S.s (Rodents of Unusual Size) 52.5
Kiddy Fiddler On The Roof 52
Everybody (John) Hurts 48.5
Come With Me If You Want To Quiz 44
Elite Hunting 43.5
B.O.M. 35.5
We've Got No Food! We've Got No Jobs! Our Pets' Heads Are Falling Off! 35.4
White Men Can't Quiz 34

Quiz #134 - Hackney

Cheadle In A HaystackGame Over, ManJoey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo

Team Score
Cheadle In A Haystack 68
Game Over, Man 62.5*
Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo 62.5
Kiddy Fiddler On The Roof 61
Indepancake Day 60
The Character Arcs 59.5
Fozzie Bear & The Moopets 58
The ROUSs (Rodents of Unusual Size) 58
The Swan and Paedo 56.5
Quiz Team Aguilera 56
Warren Beatty Said We Won 56
Flapdoodle 55.5
Come With Me If You Want To Quiz 55.5
Elite Hunting 55.5
Hitchcock & Balls 55.5
The Shabbos Rollers 55
Fox Force Four 54.5
Alternative Facts 52.5
And The Winner Isn't… 51.5
Yipee Kay-ay Mother Quizzers 51
Hackney-saw Ridge 46.5
Team Tiny Table 45.5
Cameraworks 45
Royale With Cheese 42.5
We're Still Too Far Away 42

Quiz #134 - Brixton

Scruffy Looking Quiz Herders
Mild Peril & Some Sexy Scenes
My 20-Year Quiz Hell

Team Score
Scruffy-Looking Quiz Herders 63.5
Mild Peril And Some Sexy Scenes 60
My 20-Year Quiz Hell 59.5
1.21 Quiz-A-Watts 57
Milk Was A Bad Choice 57
Jurassic Parp 56
Julie Andrews' Boobs 55.5
They Mostly Quiz At Night… Mostly 55.5
V For Vienetta 54.5
Quizzing With Confidence 50
Lawrence Of Her Labia 49.5
Tom Selleck's Moustache 49.5
Reservoir Frogs 48.5
Fetch Me A Dinghy 48.5
The Usual Suspects 46
Quizlamic Funny Mentalists 39.5
Kevin Kampl's 39
Bar, Bitches! 32.5

THE ONLY-SLIGHTLY-LESS-WELL-KNOWN OF THE CLASSIC BLUNDERS*

“Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line”


In The Princess Bride (1987), hero Westley (Cary Elwes) and diminutive villain Vizzini (Wallace Shawn) engage in a Battle of Wits to the death. This involves Vizzini using his dizzying intellect to guess which of two wine goblets has been poisoned with deadly iocane powder. But Westley has pulled a fast one. He has spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane, allowing him to put poison in both wine glasses. Inconceivable!

*The most famous being: “Never get involved in a land war in Asia.”

AUSTIN POWERS’ “THINGS TO DO BEFORE I DIE” LIST

When we see the list in Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002), all but the last two items have been crossed off.

1. Become International Man of Mystery.
2. Save World from Certain Doom.
3. Find True Love.
4. Go To Outer Space.
5. Travel Through Time, Backward and Forward.
6. Be Cryogenically Frozen.
7. Catch Dr. Evil in the First Act.
8. Threesome with Japanese Twins.
9. Earn Daddy's Respect.