THE ONLY-SLIGHTLY-LESS-WELL-KNOWN OF THE CLASSIC BLUNDERS*

AUSTIN POWERS’ “THINGS TO DO BEFORE I DIE” LIST

When we see the list in Austin Powers In Goldmember (2002), all but the last two items have been crossed off.

1. Become International Man of Mystery.
2. Save World from Certain Doom.
3. Find True Love.
4. Go To Outer Space.
5. Travel Through Time, Backward and Forward.
6. Be Cryogenically Frozen.
7. Catch Dr. Evil in the First Act.
8. Threesome with Japanese Twins.
9. Earn Daddy's Respect.

HOW TO...

Marry A Millionaire (1953) • Make A Monster (1958) • Stuff A Wild Bikini (1965) • Murder Your Wife (1965) • Steal A Million (1966) • Succeed In Business Without Really Trying (1967) • Save A Marriage And Ruin Your Life (1968) • Commit Marriage (1969) • Frame A Figg (1971) • Steal A Diamond In Four Uneasy Lessons (1972) • Destroy The Reputation Of The Greatest Secret Agent… (1973) • Kill A Judge (1975) • Beat The High Co$t Of Living (1980) • Get Ahead In Advertising (1989) • Make An American Quilt (1995) • Be A Player (1997) • Make The Cruelest Month (1998) • Kill Your Neighbour’s Dog (2000) • Draw A Bunny (2002) • Lose A Guy In 10 Days (2003) • Deal (2003) • Eat Your Watermelon In White Company (And Enjoy It) (2005) • Eat Fried Worms (2006) • Go Out On A Date In Queens (2006) • Rob A Bank (And 10 Tips To Actually Get Away With It) (2007) • Lose Friends & Alienate People (2008) • Be (2008) • Save A Life (2009) • Make Love To A Woman (2010) • Train Your Dragon (2010) • Stop Being A Loser (2011) • Survive A Plague (2012) • Beat A Bully (2015) • Dance In Ohio (2015) • Be Single (2016)